The Duck Hunter, last one tonight...enjoy?

A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh

when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and

propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun

fell over, and discharged, shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached

by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.

The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage was

local to your groin, there was very little internal damage,

and we were able to remove all of the buck shot. The bad news

is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your

penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad, "

the duck hunter replied. "Is your brother a plastic

surgeon?"

"Not exactly, " answered the doctor. "He's

a flute player in the local symphony. He's going to

teach you where to put your fingers so you don't p*ss

in your eye."

The Duck Hunter, last one tonight...enjoy?chicago theater

haha lol

The Duck Hunter, last one tonight...enjoy?met opera opera theatermany thanx for everything M.I think I have retired from here now.cheers for your nice comments,Panos Report It


HAHAHA
funny
rofl, sick hahahahaha star! x
Haha...flute player...classic.
Very Good And thanks have a star!
Ha ha ha v good,,,
hahahah thats a good one!
Took me a mintue, but what do u expect from a blonde! Once i got it, though, it cracked me up! Best joke i've heard all day! Star for u!!!

Keep 'em comin

Shelby
Funny
Lol hahaha that was halarious...if I could I'd give you 100 stars
Hey.......the man still has a flute!!

LOL!!!

:)
you did it again, you are so funny
Now that is a mess......
PMSL!!

funny hun!!
hahahahahahaha...Loved it... very funny...star for you...lol
Good one! lol.
LMAO poor guy....
very funny
ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh
That put's a whole new Meaning of "Going Private".
LMAO i love it